Following the brutal murders of three unhoused Angelenos, Eric Garcetti was reported missing for the third time in three weeks today, this time heading for Colorado Springs to give a keynote address at the U.S. Olympic Committee awards dinner, spreading his influence over South Carolina for his second visit to the Palmetto State in the past seven months, and getting out the vote in Las Vegas. If anyone sees him, please tell him our city is still deeply mired in a historical housing crisis and ask him to get the fuck back to Los Angeles where he belongs.