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Mayor Garcetti was last seen on May 24th at LAX, smiling for cameras and demonstrating racist facial recognition tech. We have not been able to
Mayor Garcetti was last seen on May 24th at LAX, smiling for cameras and demonstrating racist facial recognition tech. We have not been able to
Help! After being grounded for the past 5 months, our large adult son is planning to run away from home. He’s been shopping for Washington
Mayor Garcetti was absolutely devastated yesterday, when it was announced he would not be Joe Biden’s running mate. Garcetti groveled with the best of them,
Joe Biden is taking cues from his campaign surrogate and obedient labrador Mayor Garcetti on how to stay invisible from the public. Instead of assuring
Mayor Garcetti was visiting Texas yesterday stanning for Joe Biden. In a desperate attempt to become/stay relevant, a delusional shot at VP or a cabinet position, or
While vigilante mobs assault unhoused Angelenos for sport, Mayor Eric Garcetti thought it would be a good time to spend a week in Copenhagen. Garcetti
Mayor Eric Garcetti was spotted today in Oklahoma City chatting “opportunity zones” and investments at another Accelerator for America summit. Meanwhile, the only things he’s
Mayor Eric Garcetti was spotted today at an event in London celebrating our “friendship city” partnership by praising the opening of an overpriced co-working space
Instead of taking responsibility for the widely-perceived failures of his administration and addressing the worsening housing crisis in Los Angeles, Mayor Eric Garcetti is busy
Two months after publicly insulting #ServicesNotSweeps advocates at his disastrous State of the City address and one year after boasting that he was going to
Eric Garcetti was in New Jersey on Tuesday at another “Opportunity Zones” event engaging in his two favorite pastimes: traveling out of state and building
Eric Garcetti is skipping town again for a week-long educational seminar in Israel, where he’ll join other mayors (getting things done) in “[learning] about Israel’s
Mayor Eric Garcetti was spotted early this morning shirking his usual duties to attend a meet-and-greet with milquetoast centrist (and notorious creeper) Joe Biden. Of
Eric Garcetti was spotted Friday bemoaning the “lack of leadership” in contemporary politics as he was busy avoiding work in our city where he belongs
Mayor Eric Garcetti was spotted today at the Opportunity Zone Investor Summit in Stanford, spouting his usual nonsense about making progress at the local level
Like Hollywood, Eric Garcetti is out of ideas, so he wants to reboot the 1984 Olympics. Those worked out for everyone, right? If you’ve been
Since our absentee mayor Eric Garcetti took office: – homelessness has increased – the LAPD remains the deadliest police force in the country – City
Are you good at making empty promises? We’re still casting Angelenos to replace our absentee mayor Eric Garcetti. If you’ve got what it takes, send
Mayor Garcetti was spotted Friday in San Jose talking about “[restoring] the California dream” while meanwhile his office at City Hall is suffering from a literal
If you need the mayor this week, he’s out of town. He’s always out of town. We need a real mayor, not a mascot.
Just a few days after announcing he wouldn’t run for president so he could focus instead on fixing problems in his native Los Angeles, Mayor
Of course Eric Garcetti isn’t running for President. He’s the Mayor of Los Angeles. He’s always been the the Mayor of Los Angeles.
During the midst of an ongoing FBI corruption investigation closing in on City Hall (and while LAUSD teachers were out walking the picket lines on the
Occasional Mayor Eric Garcetti was recently spotted meeting with Hillary Clinton about his upcoming 2020 campaign, which he still hasn’t committed to running despite his
Mayor Garcetti was spotted Wednesday avoiding any conflict around the pending LAUSD strike beginning in just a few days. Who would have guessed that the same man
The Mayor Who Won’t Do a Meaningful Thing About Ho-Ho-Homelessness was spotted Thursday on yet another “Mayor’s Holiday” playing make believe while dozens of people
Eric Garcetti was spotted Monday giving a speech on human rights in celebration of the 70th anniversary of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, despite
He’s gone again. Does it even matter why anymore? Maybe we should start auditioning for a new mayor.
Eric was spotted California Dreamin’ in another city trying to find the answer to questions that can only be solved here… in Los Angeles.
Our wet son Eric was last spotted in San Diego, again not talking about rent control or Prop 10 or anything to do with Los
Taking a break from his exhausting routine of pretending he’s not running for president, Eric was recently spotted campaigning in Orange County with Gavin Newsom.
While the rest of California is fighting billionaire landlords for rent control and preparing for the imminent climate change apocalypse, supposed Los Angeles mayor Eric Garcetti
Mayor Garcetti was spotted Wednesday courting hardcore conservatives on KFI AM 640, proving the elusive Garcetti is happy to set himself up for a masochistic
Eric Garcetti was last spotted in Mississippi, just days after hanging out with London Breed in San Francisco, trying to make his faux narrative of
Back from his most recent fundraising and not-campaigning-for-president trip, don’t miss a rare chance to see Eric Garcetti in person with political luminaries DJ Khaled,
Following the brutal murders of three unhoused Angelenos, Eric Garcetti was reported missing for the third time in three weeks today, this time heading for
Mayor Garcetti was recently spotted at the Global Climate Summit in San Francisco touting his own climate achievements while LA was recently ranked as the
Three days after establishment Democrats in New York distributed a repugnant, libelous mailer to falsely discredit a more progressive Democratic candidate for governor, Mayor Eric
Mayor Eric Garcetti was last seen leaving for Ohio with his privately-funded LAPD security detail, where he will definitely not be campaigning for president while
Mayor Garcetti was spotted Wednesday celebrating Fleet Week in San Pedro making sure the links between LAPD, the military, and his office are crystal clear.
Eric Garcetti was recently spotted in Fairfax working on his new streetwear collab and later paying lip service to anti-fascism and Charlottesville while still continuing
Occasional Mayor Eric Garcetti was spotted doing interviews with TMZ in Hollywood about why we need to respect Trump, giving cutesy non-answers to the question
Mayor Eric Garcetti was found Thursday back in Los Angeles debuting a new song on morning television. Eric is skittish and known to flee the
PLEASE HELP. My large adult son has been missing for much of this year. He’s been in Iowa, South Carolina, and New Hampshire, and he was