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Garcetti waves goodbye at the airport

LAX Airport

Mayor Garcetti was last seen on May 24th at LAX, smiling for cameras and demonstrating racist facial recognition tech. We have not been able to

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Beverly Hills U-Haul

Help! After being grounded for the past 5 months, our large adult son is planning to run away from home. He’s been shopping for Washington

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Ridin' w/ Biden

Unknown

Joe Biden is taking cues from his campaign surrogate and obedient labrador Mayor Garcetti on how to stay invisible from the public. Instead of assuring

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Dallas, Texas

Mayor Garcetti was visiting Texas yesterday stanning for Joe Biden. In a desperate attempt to become/stay relevant, a delusional shot at VP or a cabinet position, or

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Copenhagen

While vigilante mobs assault unhoused Angelenos for sport, Mayor Eric Garcetti thought it would be a good time to spend a week in Copenhagen. Garcetti

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Oklahoma City

Mayor Eric Garcetti was spotted today in Oklahoma City chatting “opportunity zones” and investments at another Accelerator for America summit. Meanwhile, the only things he’s

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London

Mayor Eric Garcetti was spotted today at an event in London celebrating our “friendship city” partnership by praising the opening of an overpriced co-working space

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Hawaii

Instead of taking responsibility for the widely-perceived failures of his administration and addressing the worsening housing crisis in Los Angeles, Mayor Eric Garcetti is busy

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Israel

Eric Garcetti is skipping town again for a week-long educational seminar in Israel, where he’ll join other mayors (getting things done) in “[learning] about Israel’s

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Fundraising for Centrists

Mayor Eric Garcetti was spotted early this morning shirking his usual duties to attend a meet-and-greet with milquetoast centrist (and notorious creeper) Joe Biden. Of

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New York

Eric Garcetti was spotted Friday bemoaning the “lack of leadership” in contemporary politics as he was busy avoiding work in our city where he belongs

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Stanford

Mayor Eric Garcetti was spotted today at the Opportunity Zone Investor Summit in Stanford, spouting his usual nonsense about making progress at the local level

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“Are These Real?”

Are you good at making empty promises? We’re still casting Angelenos to replace our absentee mayor Eric Garcetti. If you’ve got what it takes, send

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San Jose

Mayor Garcetti was spotted Friday in San Jose talking about “[restoring] the California dream” while meanwhile his office at City Hall is suffering from a literal

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Atlanta

Just a few days after announcing he wouldn’t run for president so he could focus instead on fixing problems in his native Los Angeles, Mayor

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Room 2028

Of course Eric Garcetti isn’t running for President. He’s the Mayor of Los Angeles. He’s always been the the Mayor of Los Angeles.

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Celebrating Corruption

During the midst of an ongoing FBI corruption investigation closing in on City Hall (and while LAUSD teachers were out walking the picket lines on the

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Courting Hillary Clinton

Occasional Mayor Eric Garcetti was recently spotted meeting with Hillary Clinton about his upcoming 2020 campaign, which he still hasn’t committed to running despite his

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Avoiding the LAUSD Strike

Mayor Garcetti was spotted Wednesday avoiding any conflict around the pending LAUSD strike beginning in just a few days. Who would have guessed that the same man

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Playing Make Believe

The Mayor Who Won’t Do a Meaningful Thing About Ho-Ho-Homelessness was spotted Thursday on yet another “Mayor’s Holiday” playing make believe while dozens of people

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Violating Human Rights

Eric Garcetti was spotted Monday giving a speech on human rights in celebration of the 70th anniversary of the Universal Declaration of Human Rights, despite

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Philadelphia

He’s gone again. Does it even matter why anymore? Maybe we should start auditioning for a new mayor.

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Sacramento

Eric was spotted California Dreamin’ in another city trying to find the answer to questions that can only be solved here… in Los Angeles.

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San Diego

Our wet son Eric was last spotted in San Diego, again not talking about rent control or Prop 10 or anything to do with Los

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Orange County

Taking a break from his exhausting routine of pretending he’s not running for president, Eric was recently spotted campaigning in Orange County with Gavin Newsom.

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Minnesota

While the rest of California is fighting billionaire landlords for rent control and preparing for the imminent climate change apocalypse, supposed Los Angeles mayor Eric Garcetti

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KFI

Mayor Garcetti was spotted Wednesday courting hardcore conservatives on KFI AM 640, proving the elusive Garcetti is happy to set himself up for a masochistic

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Mississippi, Oklahoma

Eric Garcetti was last spotted in Mississippi, just days after hanging out with London Breed in San Francisco, trying to make his faux narrative of

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Putting the Fun in Fundraising

Back from his most recent fundraising and not-campaigning-for-president trip, don’t miss a rare chance to see Eric Garcetti in person with political luminaries DJ Khaled,

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San Francisco

Mayor Garcetti was recently spotted at the Global Climate Summit in San Francisco touting his own climate achievements while LA was recently ranked as the

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Partying with DJ Khaled

Three days after establishment Democrats in New York distributed a repugnant, libelous mailer to falsely discredit a more progressive Democratic candidate for governor, Mayor Eric

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Ohio

Mayor Eric Garcetti was last seen leaving for Ohio with his privately-funded LAPD security detail, where he will definitely not be campaigning for president while

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San Pedro

Mayor Garcetti was spotted Wednesday celebrating Fleet Week in San Pedro making sure the links between LAPD, the military, and his office are crystal clear.

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Fairfax

Eric Garcetti was recently spotted in Fairfax working on his new streetwear collab and later paying lip service to anti-fascism and Charlottesville while still continuing

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Hollywood

Occasional Mayor Eric Garcetti was spotted doing interviews with TMZ in Hollywood about why we need to respect Trump, giving cutesy non-answers to the question

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Los Angeles

Mayor Eric Garcetti was found Thursday back in Los Angeles debuting a new song on morning television. Eric is skittish and known to flee the

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Asia

PLEASE HELP. My large adult son has been missing for much of this year. He’s been in Iowa, South Carolina, and New Hampshire, and he was

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